keys to the ivy league

i don't think i always do stupid things when i drink.
but i did last night.

next time i go out drinking, i'm closing up my computer and hiding it before i leave my room.


plus, i got REJECTED.
so my intuition was right.
i was TOTALLY "that girl."

how come it's so hard to find a crush-worthy boy here?
i don't know.
i'll call it the intelligence-attractiveness theorem.
the proportion of people who can get into an ivy league school is a very small percentage.
the proportion of people who are attractive is ALSO a very small percentage.
the probability that those two sectors will overlap is an even SMALLER percentage.
so that's probably why.
better looking people exist at state schools.

why am i so incredibly awkward? i never was like this back home.